When the wind blows a leaf across our yard at night

*Watches the food network once*

When I ask my mom if I can go out

Me listening to my family judging people for things that I would do also

My dad played that card until I was 16

When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going

When the wrong song comes on

I have to start eating better

Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping