When I'm overstimulated and someone tries to comfort me

9 year old me thinking the game would load faster if I acted like I didn't care

Me watching my man not get me anything in the gas station

When you finish every possible quest in a game

Do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work

I'm that type of girlfriend

When it is raining

What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM

Me after every step of cooking