Men over 40 in skinny jeans

It's all about the angle

I'm not really into drama

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do

Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am

It's just me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world

When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive

When your mom surprises you with your favorite dish but your mouth already surprised you with this banger

Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?