Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep
My face when my kids tell me to turn down my music
Promise you won't tell anyone
Life gets faster as you get older!
I'm tired inside and out
Don't let a good day distract you
When you eat chicken every day
I have to go to work
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
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