The universe sending me blessings after traumatizing me with lessons

When he turns around and hugs you in his sleep

Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night

When your mom surprises you with your favorite dish but your mouth already surprised you with this banger

When you hear somebody say Dumbledore could beat Gandalf

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do

Me when the plant I gave minimal attention to passes away

When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice

When your ear randomly pops