The universe sending me blessings after traumatizing me with lessons
When you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month
When you have pets and you forget to lint roll yourself
When a man tells a woman to calm down
Not much of a rise and shine person
Me every time I see someone walking towards my car
You have to respect other people's opinions
We are going to go around and introduce ourselves
Sitting in your car outside of your house is self care
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