When your sarcasm is so on point...

When you're different from all your friends

Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping

When your Mom picked you out a new outfit

When someone suggests eating cereal with yoghurt instead of milk

Sometimes I just zone out like this

Me in the shower

People who change job frequently VS. People who stay at the same job

If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs