When I finally marry my favorite person
I'll get a dog for protection
My toxic trait is overthinking fake scenarios
Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
And what did I do next?
Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave
Coke tastes better when you drink it out the bottle
It's just me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world
Me checking in the mirror
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