When I finally marry my favorite person
I'm tired inside and out
Everytime I open the fridge
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When you play death metal for your friends
Me after I spent 23 hours 59 minutes with bae
New born baby all day VS. New born baby at 3am
Parents in horror movies
Me being dramatic in my room
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