When I finally marry my favorite person

Me at the very edge of the mattress

My laptop seeing me search "gaming pc" on google

When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk

When your mom asks you to bring in groceries from the car

I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head

When you & your Facebook friends finally agree to meet somewhere

You're gonna drive slow right