My reaction when I see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life
Stop crying over men that need WiFi to talk to you
Motherhood gives you a special glow
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
Sorry, I didn't text back
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
I use to say "ima b single forever" as a joke... but bro I don't think it's a joke anymore
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
Normal people in the shower VS. Me in the shower
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