When you have pets and you forget to lint roll yourself
I never have enough time to do anything
When your life's a mess already
Me checking in the mirror
Me being dramatic in my room
Free and more effective
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
Me sprinkling extra cheese and Italian seasoning...
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