When I'm behind a slow car
When someone speeds up to pass me
I'm not gonna stress myself out today
Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
When your food sounds like a battlefield
I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
When you finish every possible quest in a game
Listening to the same sad song on repeat
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