After the coach's motivation speech scene
Me who lied on my resume
Promise you won't tell anyone
Me feeling a really bad attitude coming on
I need this on my front door
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19
I don't know if I can afford it
Relationship status: Probably never again
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