How I imagine my father looked as a baby

Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots

Sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment

When she takes a picture of everything on the date except you

When someone told you a joke 10 minutes ago and you finally get it

When you do something really bad in a dream

My last option when I'm losing an argument

Too old to be young, and too young to be old

Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad