Me reentering the dating pool
It's wird but my handwriting depends on a brand of a pen
I'm never eating fast food again
My last option when I'm losing an argument
Checks their battery percentage
Where is the TV remote?
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
When your mom forces you to speak to your relatives
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