Me reentering the dating pool
If overthinking was a sport
Butter watching the other food items in the fridge from its special tray
80 missed calls from my mom
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
I don't see any issues here
Reasons why I turn on the TV
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice
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