Me reentering the dating pool
Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"
I don't have time to Google lyrics
Coke tastes better when you drink it out the bottle
Sunlight: *exists*
When I'm speeding
When you both know it'll end in disaster
*Watches the food network once*
When my man tells me no, I just ask again
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