When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first

Miss the days when your mum told you

I could be planning to wash dishes

9 year old me thinking the game would load faster if I acted like I didn't care

When you hear somebody say Dumbledore could beat Gandalf

The only part of the Olympics I can truly relate to

My parents in their 20s Vs. Me in my 20s

Food that will hurt my stomach later

When you meow at your owner for food