When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first
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They feel like a million rainbows licking your skin
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When I'm overstimulated and someone tries to comfort me
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When you accidently slam down the toilet seat
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Me getting my oil changed
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When you send thoughts and prayers
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I love horror movies
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My boyfriend with his friends VS. My boyfriend with me
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So I come home from work and my wife says to me
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