When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
Me: Nice to meet you
No pickles, please!
I have a wahing machine
I love traveling
When your girl shows you her new nails
Them: it's not even that cold stop being dramatic
Use your voice
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