When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice
When Netflix freezes to ask if you're still watching
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
How hungry are you?
Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
I don't have time to Google lyrics
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
Minecraft survival houses be like
Me parallel parking
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