It comes out like
When you have pets and you forget to lint roll yourself
My anxiety calling my other mental illnesses over
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
Whenever I can hear people chewing
My dream home
Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product
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