Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
It comes out like
Morning people by 8 PM
When you send thoughts and prayers
When my pet starts liking someone else too much
How men shower
Me crying in the room
I'll get a dog for protection
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