Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
That one fork
When I get back from my trip
Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!
Reasons why I turn on the TV
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
Kids will call your name a hundred times
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
Moms wondering where all the shampoo went
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