When I talk on the phone at my house
Me pretending not to see
Me spending money on travel
Getting into a relationship these days be like
When you forget you have a cut on your finger
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
Men over 40 in skinny jeans
After saying anything to anyone
Hey, can I ask you something?
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