When I talk on the phone at my house
With the heat on and the windows up
This is my childhood not yours
Everyday is the same
Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
Me: *wakes up on time*
Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night
You can't defeat me
You're so quiet
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