When I talk on the phone at my house

When your neighbours are arguing

Introverts after finally learning to say "No"

Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday

Stop crying over men that need WiFi to talk to you

How do you like your banana?

When you tell your mom that you're sick...

Peppers produce a chemical that triggers pain response

When you see your dad do this, you know he's about to finesse the hell out of that reverse