My whole week explained
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Defeated male leaves
When a girl shows interest in me
Me after getting home after a long day at work
You gotta bump those numbers up
My first time at Disneyland
When your crush posts something romantic and you try to convince yourself that it is about you
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
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