Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose

Me if I could save every homeless cat in the world

How I feel leaving my house without any makeup on

My future kitchen

When I say I'm functional this is what I mean

When I'm behind a slow car

I skip the first slice of bread

Please, one ridiculous problem at a time

If you don't do this at your house, you are too rich for me