Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose

When you're mad at him VS. When he's mad at you

My face when my kids tell me to turn down my music

My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it

When you get the deluxe car wash

My wife: we should really budget

Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no

Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room

When you see your Ex posting status about true love, loyalty and emotions