Me every time I see someone walking towards my car
The most satisfying things in the world
I'm never eating fast food again
My life, my rules
When you let your girl wear your clothes
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
Me feeding the baby in the middle of the night
Of course I have done this many times
I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
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