Few minutes after girls check into hotels
One minute you're young...
Worst she can say is no
I am a multitasker
The Disney character I actually am
Just blink eyes for 0.02 secs
It's just me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world
The most satisfying things in the world
Please, one ridiculous problem at a time
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