Few minutes after girls check into hotels
Me laughing at my own jokes
When my friend finds my perfume
What gives people feelings of power
People dissing me for buying childish stuff
My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...
Me eating again because I'm bored
I'm glad someone finally said it
When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do
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