Few minutes after girls check into hotels
Summer is better than winter
I am a multitasker
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send
Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name
The only part of the Olympics I can truly relate to
Me telling my mom a secret
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