Man glitter
Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
The dog is just playing
Me watching all these reboots of my favorite movies
When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock
No pickles, please!
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
Me in the middle of the night
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