Man glitter
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything
When someone’s telling you tea but it’s actually concerning
I'll get a dog for protection
When I finish watching a Harry Pooter marathon
After getting my nails done
When your mom yells at you
Me at the end of the month
Checks their battery percentage
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