Man glitter

Peppers produce a chemical that triggers pain response

A picture of a planet 5 billion kilometres away VS. Bank security cameras

Stop making faces at people

If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs

With your powers combined I am adulthood

A spider doing absolutely nothing

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason