Me and my best friends as parents
When someone asks me about directions
Me trying to make someone fall in love with me
I know who's fake and who's real
When they think they know me
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
I need to start going out more
When you are talking to someone and they spit
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