Me at 20 years old watching my mom make my favorite food because I told her I was craving it

When a man tells a woman to calm down

Egg Cooking Times

*Watches the food network once*

Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name

I feel stressed

Oh, you can do my job?

When your friend takes a bad picture of you

Me stalking my own account cause I have no one to talk