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Not playing for two days
Me overreacting at easily solvable problems
Reasons why I turn on the TV
Relationship status: Probably never again
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
Me and my best friends as parents
Sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment
When you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message
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