My routine is simple
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀
Films on my watchlist for months
When a man tells a woman to calm down
I literally don't do anything all day
It works fine
When a car stops to let you cross the road
When your girl shows you her new nails
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