My routine is simple
When my alarm wakes me up
Do not touch my scissors
How close I be to quitting my job everyday
When you get comfortable in your bed
When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it
Can you just wake me up at 8 AM?
When you buy air but half of the bag is full of chips
Me when I don't talk VS. Me when I talk
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