*Dented car speeds past me*
How I wasted my life looking at memes
What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
Imagine sleeping all night
I'm not supposed to tell anybody
Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?
When you're obsessed with your man
I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
What makes you happy?
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