I'm so glad I'm single
When I say I'm functional this is what I mean
My whole week explained
When dogs approach me VS. When people approach me
When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do
The four horsemen of "I have the same personality in every movie"
*Dented car speeds past me*
Patrick being so relatable at times
Easy choice for me
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