The night before your vacation
When you're at a birthday party as a kid
After getting my nails done
When the wife starts posting selfies
The only happy ending I know
The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying
Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time
When you just want some sleep
2 hours of sleep VS. 11 hours of sleep
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