The night before your vacation

I need to fix my sleep schedule

Me embarrassed because I grabbed the loudest cart in the store

My plans for the rest of the year

Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday

When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone

The tune you do not want in your head when you're trying to sleep.

The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it

I have never seen such a beautiful vegetable