I had breakfast today
When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
*Puts car in neutral*
Girls putting on mascara
My mom in the passanger seat
When someone ask me directions
I'm so glad I'm single
Morning people by 8 PM
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