I'm never eating fast food again
Always works
The best part of the orange
When someone passes you
Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
I do wish I hadn't cried so much
I'm glad someone finally said it
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
You can't just erase people from your life
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