When he finally comes to bed at 3 AM
Me in bed looking at buying things that I can't afford
Me every single night
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
How men shower
Me sitting in a meeting that could've been a an email
Me defending my pet
Don't pack too much, we're only staying 3 days
I have two problems in life
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