When he finally comes to bed at 3 AM
Me on my way to work to give it my all
Me trying to make someone fall in love with me
My wife's hair in the drain
I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
Films on my watchlist for months
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
When you meet someone who matches your energy
I'm literally just sitting here
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