I have a wahing machine
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
I get ready to go to work
Me: *wakes up on time*
Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
POV: you're being 100% honest with your therapist
I literally don't do anything all day
Me googling the number that called me
What's wrong babe?
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