I have a wahing machine
I'm glad someone finally said it
When your human says eating too many treats is unhealthy
…
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
When you tell your mom that you're sick...
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
80 missed calls from my mom
When your favorite song blows up and now everyone is overplaying it
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