I have a wahing machine
Me, needing an extremely specific step by step tutorial
When you buy expensive food and it tastes bad
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
My mom: Go get some lettuce
Mom, I missed the bus
Me, an intellectual
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
Pug owners: My little cutie
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