Me after every step of cooking

Is everything a joke to you?

He was alone, he had no friends, had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home

I have to start eating better

When dad tells a terrible joke

As soon as I get money

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

The spoon when the ice cream too hard

When you accidently slam down the toilet seat