Some girls can sleep all day and still be sleepy
There's logic to my laziness
My dreams are weird
When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice
Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home
That meteor is coming straight for us
Life is gonna be so fun
My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself
Me at the very edge of the mattress
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