Morning people by 8 PM
When a car stops to let you cross the road
I use to say "ima b single forever" as a joke... but bro I don't think it's a joke anymore
Poseidon's Kiss
Me with soft boiled eggs
When my friend finds my perfume
Why I can't hang out
When I leave a party early and unannounced
I did a thing today and I am proud
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