Morning people by 8 PM
Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
Why do you want this job?
When your anxiety is through the roof
When I'm behind a slow car
I'm gonna have a good day today
Driving makes me think and relax
Peppers produce a chemical that triggers pain response
I don't know if I can afford it
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