Morning people by 8 PM
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
When you forget to spell-check your meme before uploading
I am proud of you
Me when someone talks to me but I see a mirror next to me
My dad played that card until I was 16
I could be planning to wash dishes
Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
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