Morning people by 8 PM
*Crush passes by in front of us*
We don't need a mechanic!
I need to start going out more
Films on my watchlist for months
Me when I read my old chats
Me at the end of the month
The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19
*An unknown number calling me*
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