When your pet starts staring at something that isn't there

I need to tell you something

When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work

Everything makes sense when you're older!

I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time

When you watched Netflix all day...

When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday

Me leaving the house on 3.5 hours of sleep

Few minutes after girls check into hotels