When your pet starts staring at something that isn't there

It works fine

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

Me trying to walk after looking at memes for an hour on the toilet

Me, needing an extremely specific step by step tutorial

Why I like going for drives alone

Moving out from your parents house

What I said VS. What I could say

My anxiety describing every social interaction I've ever had