When you are talking to someone and they spit

Me after leaving 36 reusable bags at home

The special ones

The duality of parents

When they forget to give you a blanket

Me googling to see if I can give my dog a bite of my dinner

When you scream out the lyrics of a song but it hasn't gotten to that part yet

When you get fired but you're still in the company group chat

I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine