When you are talking to someone and they spit
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When someone says "this one time"
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Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
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Sorry, I didn't text back
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I'm gonna go to bed early today
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Me when there's a new documentary about...
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When you trying to sleep with the TV on
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This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had
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Oh, I see. Now I totally get it.
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