Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
When I'm crying but I see myself in the mirror
Students need 8-10 hours of sleep a day
Me trying to leave the house on time
When you are talking to someone and they spit
Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do
My mom: Go get some lettuce
Whenever I can hear people chewing
Me making the teacher talk about his life
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