Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
It comes out like
That meteor is coming straight for us
Me ignoring my ex in public
People going to the beach and getting mad about people going to the beach
This is my childhood not yours
When you drop your phone off the bed
When you're having a good day and suddenly...
Me: I love learning new things
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