Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
Why do you want this job?
My wife's hair in the drain
POV: I am stronger and bigger than you
*removes phone case*
Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time
I want to be happy
7 year old me switching on the car light for one second
Students need 8-10 hours of sleep a day
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