Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?

Do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work

Me playing every game ever

Planning a group trip

When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes

Me restarting a song that is already in the middle because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough

I don't love the way you lie

Trying to find the right spot to sit around a campfire be like

When you and your girl arguing