Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
Motherhood gives you a special glow
Opens washing machine to take out washed clothes
Is there anything in this world that makes you cry everytime except cutting onions?
When you wake up before your friend at their house
According to my mom: Dad side relatives VS. Mom side relatives
Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
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