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How do you like your banana?
I will restart the entire song if you talk over my fav part
Me reentering the dating pool
50 year old guy keep posting the same profile pic
Night cold VS. Morning cold
Mom, I missed the bus
When I log out of Steam
When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first
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