When someone speeds up to pass me

When I say I'm functional this is what I mean

Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep

Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!

When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes

After I studied for 5 minutes

When she takes a picture of everything on the date except you

Deer when they hear a twig snap

Me in bed looking at buying things that I can't afford