When someone speeds up to pass me
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
I ain't clearing up no rumors
When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice
Planning a group trip
My relationship is like my car
I'm on the way
When I'm behind a slow car
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