When someone speeds up to pass me
Me every time I see someone walking towards my car
When she replies fast
It's not intentional
Friend I haven't seen in years
When your food sounds like a battlefield
Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep
Don't pack too much, we're only staying 3 days
When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside
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