Me when there's a new documentary about...

I can be this and also like this

When someone told you a joke 10 minutes ago and you finally get it

When you haven't slept all night but you're in a good mood

Girls before marriage VS. Girls after marriage

99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day

Do all men think towels will dry like this?

I don't want to drive