I made myself super spicy so you can't eat me!
What I actually do
My anxiety describing every social interaction I've ever had
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
And what did I do next?
Food will never betray you
Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name
When I log out of Steam
I'm literally just sitting here
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