I made myself super spicy so you can't eat me!
I'll take a warm shower
You took everything from me
Me sitting in a meeting that could've been a an email
Me after leaving 36 reusable bags at home
When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home
When you buy expensive food and it tastes bad
Women be like
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
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