Apple when you bite it and Apple after 5 minutes
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
This how your girl sits and stares at you
I literally don't do anything all day
Kids at the back of the bus
Parents when you laugh once after you missed school for being sick
When Pinocchio has been roasting me
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
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