Me asking everyone how they like their burger
*Dented car speeds past me*
I'm in the mood to watch a movie where in the last 10 minutes, a twist comes that changes the entire meaning of the story
When your job is calling you on your day off
I love horror movies
What sort of position are you looking for?
Moms wondering where all the shampoo went
The slow one in the group
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