Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home
Wasting a good outfit on a boring day
Worst she can say is no
Be awkward by being quiet VS. Be awkward by talking
That one biscuit when I open the pack
Me googling to see if I can give my dog a bite of my dinner
Me at the very edge of the mattress
When your mom forces you to speak to your relatives
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