Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
People that back into parking spots
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
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When you already frustrated this will send you over the edge
Me getting extra done up to grocery stop
When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door
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