The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying

Please, one ridiculous problem at a time

Me before clicking "pay now"

When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first

If you need someone to talk to, I'm here

*Watches the food network once*

Been together 6 years and still going

This is me in my room as a teenager

My dream isn't to be rich