The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying
Me switching lanes to a lane
When my friends are asking what's the next move
My knees once I get up off the couch
Yes, I had breakfast
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
My taste in men
When you finally chose your Netflix film
Me getting my oil changed
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