The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying

25 and unmarried: How you look VS. How relatives see you

Who have never seen The Office

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do

When your crush posts something romantic and you try to convince yourself that it is about you

When your friend's parents are yelling at them and you just have to sit and wait

We should get a cake

When you're at a birthday party as a kid

When dogs approach me VS. When people approach me