The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying

Me at the very edge of the mattress

I'm that type of girlfriend

I'm in the mood to watch a movie where in the last 10 minutes, a twist comes that changes the entire meaning of the story

When your best friend asks you to save a seat for them

It works fine

I used to always think Aunties had a lot of money

We don't need a mechanic!

Me sitting around ignoring all the guys