The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
When your girl shows you her new nails
When they realise they live in the milky way
Do not touch my scissors
I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning
I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk
Now you have to turn on the car
Me listening to the pouring rain outside my window
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