The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
A picture of a planet 5 billion kilometres away VS. Bank security cameras
Me at the store
How unlucky are you?
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
If you're wrong you're wrong
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer
After saying anything to anyone
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