The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
I don't know if I can afford it
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain?
Such a great feeling
Girls with cold hands
Everyone form a group of three
The real Bermuda Triangle
I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning
That one kid who always runs to lunch
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