The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
When you have no idea what you are doing
Me, an intellectual
Me after noticing a slight change in someone's energy towards me
How men shower
The only part of the Olympics I can truly relate to
When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice
Adulting is an extreme sport
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