The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
I am a multitasker
I like my water the way I like my emotions
Hello darkness my old friend, why are you here it's 4pm
When someone doesn't believe me
You are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
On my way to vent to my man
Me with soft boiled eggs
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