The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
Me, an intellectual
When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes
When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday
People dissing me for buying childish stuff
POV: You're gonna clank this twice befor using it
They feel like a million rainbows licking your skin
It's just a cough
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