The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
Things I'm bad at: singing
*Dented car speeds past me*
Mom, I missed the bus
Having a great time with friends
Egg Cooking Times
Me deciding how many cloves of garlic to add to a recipe
When you walk passed your friend's classroom
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
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