When someone gets in your car
Me in the middle of the night
My life is boring and repetitive
Happiness is getting a window seat during travel
When you break something
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
Me leaving the house on 3.5 hours of sleep
My last option when I'm losing an argument
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